Muff Biscuit



any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, blood biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a m-ff. they are usually captured in a man’s m-ff buffer during the art of c-nn-l-ng-s.
dude, i caught a ton of m-ff biscuits in my m-ff buffer the other night. i bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?

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