Muff Cabbage

it’s a jersey thing.
after getting a ticket, she called the parking cop m-ff cabbage.
1. a huge, gaping maw of a v-g-n- with not only inner and outer l-b–, but several folds of skin in between said l-b–l regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. non-sensical term coined by south park’s episode called “it’s a jersey thing”. mostly uttered in anger.
angry hair dresser: that wh-r- is gah-bage! that m-ff cabbage thinks she’s hot sh-t, but she’s just nothing, she’s just a cabbage!!

innocent bystander: what the f-ck is m-ff cabbage?!

angry hair dresser: (shrugs) it’s a jersey thing.
a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling v-g-n-, covered by an excess of pubic hair
gina often clashed with the other women in new jersey, because of her offensive m-ff cabbage.
it’s a jersey thing.
me and ike saw the mom getting a parking ticket, and she called the cop a m-ffcabbage.
a term used by people from the jersey sh-r- in south park. a derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overf-cked v-g-n-.
pauly: yo that b-tch is such a m-ff cabbage!
ted: what’s a m-ff cabbage?
pauly: you wouldn’t understand; it’s a jersey thing.
a variation of m-ff garbage. it is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty v-g-n-. the mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean v-g-n-. can cause gagging or choking.

when the word garbage is pr-nounced by jerseyites “garbage” actually sounds like “cabbage”.
i choked on m-ff cabbage after going down on snooki’s dirty v-g-n-.
it’s a jersey thing.
stan: you know how you were saying the family said “m-ffcabbage”? what does that mean?

kyle: it means… it’s… it’s a jersey thing.

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