Muff Cotton
when against better judgement having your salty p-ck-r inside a woman feels too good so when you’re about to c-m you -j-c-l-t- into the good ladies v-g-n-, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the v-g-n- and ‘pick’ this ‘cotton’ out
henry laid down the law of the land when he told the b-tch no and -j-c-l-t-d into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her -ss and pulled at the back of her hair. now he had to go m-ff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his s-m-n in the now useless woman’s mouth.
“swallow b-tch,” he screamed, “i don’t want it.” so she swallowed.
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