muff crust

the stuff on an std riddled v-g-n-. usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, b-mps, the works…
i was gonna f-ck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in dry m-ff crust. she prolly had clap or someting.

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