muff cuff
1. noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp h-m-s-xual twinks (mostly sl-ts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their “friends”. deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a h-m-s-xual guy who wants to “turn” the guy.
m-ff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. there is a national (toll free) helpline….0800-m-ff-cuff-911…
2. verb – an altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting s-xual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
the act of m-ff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical -ssaults to both parties. sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of m-ff cuff so far.
1. (noun) s-ssy said “last night, i met a really cute guy at the club but i got “m-ff cuffed” by hugo, i know he just wanted to protect me”
lulu replied “don’t be so naive, hugo wanted the guy for himself! you could see pre-c-m on his pants when he was chatting to him!”
2. (verb) brian sighed “erica is a cl-ss a “m-ff cuff”, there is no way i can get lucky with stephanie”
hugo replied “yeah, i know. i bet it’s because erica secretly wants to eat steph’s minge”
the female noun/verb combo of the very popular “c-ckblock” or “c-ck block”. a m-ffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. the person doing the thwarting (aka the m-ffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just m-ffcuffed me when she showed her sl-tty cleavage to the bartender.
why you always gotta be m-ffcuffing me?
oh, snap! that m-ffcuff was h-lla harsh.
i’d much rather be a m-ffcuffer than a m-ffcuffee.
(archaic) alas, thy wench m-ffcuffed me. in the ‘morrow, i shall tell her to “get thee to a nunnery”.
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