muff dive
performing oral s-x on a female
yes matt..you can perform m-ff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand
football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it
did you see the m-ff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?
to perform oral s-x on a female.
can be risky as you might end up with facial std’s if the woman isn’t clean.
“sue loved me m-ff diving her last night.”
to descend upon the m-ff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus camelus. this will usually cause the aforementhioned m-ff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.
m-ffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.
to go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her v-g-n-, even if she herself is not enjoying it.
tim loves to m-ff dive lumberjacks.
(slang) to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on or to have coitus with a woman.
i bought her a drink, and she said “let’s go to my place and you can m-ffdive me all night long.”
licking out some girl
oh my gosh i am on goin for a m-ff dive
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