muff duffer
derived from the australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
a lesbian who preys upon straight females.
she specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, “cute” etc…she can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surrept-tious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.
“dwayne, i’ll get the drinks, and while i’m gone you keep that m-ff duffer off my woman.”
“babe, i don’t care about the carbon footprint, you’re not carpooling with that m-ff duffer.”
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