muff hook
while sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of m-ff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. discretion is the key as most m-ff will be keen on your intentions. with some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality m-ff!
dude, i don’t think the m-ff are biting today…
did you bait your “m-ff hook”?
donuts!
imma gonna catch me a marlin!
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