muff monkey


the m-ff monkey is a miniscule ape who resides around the v-g-n- of a woman and finds extreme pleasure in paying homage to the l-b–. if substantial pubic hair coverage is available, the m-ff monkey can be found lurking amongst the p-b- jungle waiting for his next interaction with the m-ff or planning his next maniacal counterattack against those trying to approach the crotch. possessing both unique joint structure and an extremely strong grip, the m-ff monkey can move disturbingly fast in its natural genital habitat by swinging on p-b-s and parts of the v-g-n-. the m-ff monkey uses its speedy transportation capabilities and cacophonous whooping howl to both impress the l-b– and scare away intruders. due to the m-ff’s obvious lack of perception or judgement, the m-ff monkey lives a mostly unfulfilled and confused life as its constant wooing consistently goes without reciprocation. most c-nt badgers are acutely aware of the dangers that can arise when approaching a m-ff surrounded by dense pubic coverage, due to the m-ff monkey’s certain presence.
i went down on amanda last night, but there was a f-cking m-ff monkey waiting for me. it swooped in out of no where and pierced my cornea. i knew she should have trimmed her p-b-s.
1.old navy slang for a p-n-s. 2.sailor who can’t stay out of wh-r–houses.
there goe’s bert on liberty again. what a m-ff monkey.

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