Muff Puddler
a teenage adolecent male who ponders on v-g-n- day in day out. he tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of ceaser milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of -rg-sms will sefice for the v-g-n- the virgin craves. many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own sp-nk.
ever since hogarth saw f-nny’s sn-tch he was doomed to the life of a m-ff puddler, s-m-ning on whatever he finds.
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