muff punt
kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.
girl, if you don’t back up off me i will m-ff punt you so hard! leave me alone, i’ll m-ff punt you.
a swift kick to the hooch
jill told me she hated zeppelin, so i m-ff-punted that b-tch.
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