muff shovel
a utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for m-ff. a m-ff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect p-n-s, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate’s uterine cavity. an erect p-n-s becomes a m-ff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. the male must declare his utensil to be a m-ff shovel and declare the female m-ff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
my boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his m-ff shovel last week. it was exhilarating. he even donned a head lamp.
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