muff sponge
the patch of facial hair under a man’s lower lip that soaks up the p-ssy juices when going down on a woman. the heteros-xual equivalent of the ball tickler.
man, jessica got so wet last night when i was performing c-nn-l-ng-s on her. after she came my m-ff sponge was soaking wet.
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