Muff Tits


m-ff t-ts is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. the term m-ff t-ts has originated from the fact that the b–bs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed m-ff. this symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as russia and france.
cj – man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.

th-r-n – what was it?

cj – i woke up next to a fatty who had m-ff t-ts. her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!

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