Muffa Dick


a dirty diseas ridden p-n-s
her: no, we can’t f-ck, i heard you got a m-ffa d-ck.
him: but my hands work just fine 😉
her: no! maybe you got m-ffa hands too!
him: m-ffa isn’t a word. :/
her: it is too m-ffa d-ck! >:o

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