muffbluff
one female impedes s-xual success of another female. similar to a c-ckblock; but the s-xes of a partic-p-nts are reversed.
melanie was trying get with a fireman, but addy m-ffbluffed her.
a m-ff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely -ssumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in s-xual intercourse. the term is derived from the slang word m-ff or m-ffin (v-g-n-) and the gambling term “bluffing.” while a “m-ff-bluff” is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form “m-ffin’ bluffin’.”
“oh dude, i was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a m-ff-bluff.”
when a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
i was banned from a web chat site because i was tired of dudes flashing me, so i gave them a m-ff-bluff
when a girl fakes an -rg-sm, she is bluffing her m-ff m-ff.
guys “have you ever been m-ff-bluffed?” – i would hope not!
girl ” i’m a regular m-ff bluffer” or “i’ve never had to bluff my m-ff”
when one chick prevents another from getting laid by moving in on thier man/woman. same as a c-ck block but with girls.
trudy was all over todd but gina slid in and gave trudy a big time m-ff bluff.
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