muffcake


a very plump v-g-n-.
friend 1: what’d you do last night?
friend 2: you mom’s m-ffcake.
friend 1: why didn’t you invite me?
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an ambiguous snack dessert. it is m-ffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.
d-mn girl your m-ffcake is lookin mighty moist.
its a cupcake and a m-ffin combined together. scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.
the boy bragged about having a m-ffcake and she did not.
1. the definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a m-ffin.

2. a mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with baileys irish cream.

3. a slang term used in reference to an attractive female’s lady garden.
person 1: hey bro what are you doing tonight?
person 2: well first i’m going to eat a few delicious m-ff cakes before i leave my house, then i’m planning on heading over to that party and getting some m-ff cake. care to join?
noun
1. looks like a m-ffin. tastes like a cupcake.
2. extremely hairy v-g-n-.
3. a hairy m-ffin top. usually found on males.

“is that a m-ffin or a cupcake? i can’t tell.”

“dude she had a major m-ff cake going on down there!”

“did you see andy’s hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a m-ff cake!!”
a person(s) whom can be identified as a m-ff; a hairy v-g-n-; idiot.
that kid is a m-ff cake!
a cupcake shaped like a m-ffin.
d-mn, these are awesome m-ffcakes!

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