Muffeteer


any female of the dyk- persuasion who’s love and l-st for m-ff surp-sses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.
rosie o’donnell, rachel maddow, and whoopi goldberg are commonly referred to as the three m-ffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of m-ff in france.

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