muffie


the combination of a cookie and a m-ffin
the m-ffie recipe won first place at the food fair
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a middle-aged urban failure

alternate spelling: ‘m-ffy’.
he needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total m-ffie?
slang for v-g-n-
i’m drowning in the m-ffie
this place crawling with m-ffie
i am the m-ffie-man
can also be spelt “m-ffy.” it’s an australian slang term.
see bean-o’s definition of “m-ffy.” basically, it’s what you’d call “going down” on a woman.
“oh, scotty! give me a m-ffie…oh, yeah, that’s it, baby.”
the combination of a cookie and a m-ffin
the m-ffie recipe won first place at the food fair

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