Muffin Bear
an endearing term used for ones loving female significant other, similar to sweetie, babe, honey etc. however “m-ffin bear” also refers to the female’s high attractiveness and very tight v-g-n-l c-n-l. she also pays half the bills.
the word “awesome” can be used conjunctionally with the phrase: “i was mauled by a m-ffin bear”
:example:
chris: m-ffin bear, you’re one s-xy lover!
sarah: mmm, i rode you so hard, here is my 1/2 of the rent.
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