muffin break

a chain of coffee/m-ffin stores, whose name is commonly used for describing the period of m-ffing a chick, when one ‘comes up for air’
“it felt like hours i was down there, i had to take a m-ffin break”
having to take a sh-t.
“dayum ma, i gotta take a m-ffin break.”
the roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl’s pants/skirt which isn’t covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a m-ffin hangs over the paper base).
“that girl shouldn’t be wearing that crop top and those low riders…”

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