muffin crumbs


this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl’s genital area. this can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, e. coli to an old sucker.
i was going down on this girl until i found out she had a bunch of m-ffin crumbs, and then i decided to get tested.

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