muffin dance


a term that means that you’re pro-domestic violence. in the early 1900s when women asked “can we vote too?” they were asked to show their clams and dance out of the voting booths as people (men) threw desserts at them.

in 1929, the great great grandson of abraham lincoln famously said “i cannot tell a lie. some of these b-tches clams do stink, but there’s no reason to make them do a m-ffin dance. they should be allowed to vote too.” women’s henceforth could vote, and everyone had m-ffins.
“i thought this whole trip was gonna be a m-ffin dance.”

“surely you’ve heard the term m-ffin dance before.”

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