muffin jamboree
a m-ffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to p-n-s ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest
billy: i felt real uncomfortable last night
johny: why b-tch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
billy: i showed up at this party last night and the cooch to c-ck ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
johny: b-tch you was at a “m-ffin jamboree” now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
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