Muffin lovin
is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to m-ffins, may cause mild to severe r-t-rdation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said m-ffin then penetrate it
dave: where the f@ck is my m-ffin?!
danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so i ate it im sorry
dave: wtf!!!!
danny: calm down dude sounds like you’ve got a case of the m-ffin lovin
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