muffin masher
in this context m-ffin means p-ssy or v-g-n-. the masher is another female who rubs their p-ssy ” m-ffin” against the afore mentioned m-ffin, for s-xual purposes. in most cases a m-ffin masher is a bull dike but in some cases it could be just a one time experimentation thing for a female.
1. holy sh-t jill turned to m-ffin mashing!
2. jill say’s ” i’ve always wanted to try m-ffin mashing.”
a person who hit m-ffins with rather large mashing things, usually mentally disturbed…
“stupid m-ffin!!” -whak whak-
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