Muffin Scruncher


to be a total jerk, someone who doesn’t appreciate m-ffins.
pr-nounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
hey morven, don’t you think sh-lley is a bit of a m-ffin scruncher?

morven: i know right, it’s a total outrage.

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