muffin smuggler
a girl with a m-ffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. m-ffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
1. i didnt know that girl was a m-ffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.
a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.
g1: d-mn! that girl looks like she has b-lls!
g2: she’s a m-ffin smuggler!
a female that smuggles m-ffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger br–sts…
d-mn… that freaky b-tch is a m-ffin smuggler.
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