muffin sundae
the s-xual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. flip your d-ck. (you know what it means).
5. reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.
i was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a m-ffin sundae.
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