neo-conservative


“a liberal who has been mugged by reality.” (irving kristol)
the difference between a neo-conservative and a bleeding-heart liberal is: the former gets mugged and actually does something to prevent it from happening again, while the latter is so afraid of being accused of “profiling” that he becomes the victim he thinks his predators are.
unlike traditional conservatives (who advocate small, gradual change), neo-cons advocate the use of force, manipulation and deception to radically change social policy back to the repressive pre-1960s days, while keeping the economy free-market thus enabling large corporations to take over the world.
burn, you filthy, lying, stinking neo-con sh-tbag.
to belong to a doctrine or group that suggests it is okay to use force to tactically aquired every resource on the planet either through a client state system or direct rule. fringe groups (normally christians) and secrective inner circles also believe that it is americas divine right to do this.

tend to explain their actions by praying on the fears and ignorance of a large portion of the m-sses.

neo-con think tanks are known for their logical buisness like thinking, forgetting the fact they also come up with social policies too.
neo-conservatives got elected into the whitehouse because americans are too stupid to vote for arguements against them.
one who follows the “neo-con” subsect of the american conservative political wing. a neo conservative generally favors hawkish foreign agendas and overt militarization due to their core purpose of promoting american supremacy overseas and their disgustingly r-t-rded and simplistic belief that any given situation can be resolved with aggression (see: iraq). due to their unabashed shortsightedness, they are considered ignorant buffoons by other conservatives. especially so by the paleoconservatives.

when it comes to domestic affairs, however, neo conservatives aren’t nearly as decisive. in fact, they’re totally impotent and ineffectual.

gee, i guess that’s why our economy is in the sh-tter and the rest of the world hates us… we have a neo-conservative d-ckhead in the white house.
a war-hawk, usually without any military experience, who calls themself a conservative even though they couldn’t care less about the size or scope of the federal government. their only goal domestically is to marginalize the conservative/libertarian wing of the republican party.
the neoconservatives in bush administration are p-ssing on barry goldwater’s grave.
person who practices 1960s hedonism in his/her personal life, but abolishes all the hard parts (social responsibility) of that decade’s cause. normally a chicken hawk, as well. often uses drugs but wants to spend $37,000/year of taxpayer money to ruin the lives of poorer people who do the same.
if you haven’t figured it out, the neocons are in control right now.

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