Muffin Sweater


a term used to describe a woman whose v-g-n- is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
ben: “yo, didja see vicki naked lately?”

kelton: “no, why?”

ben: “b-tch has a m-ffin sweater goin’ on!”

kelton: “time to shave that sh-t, eh?”

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