muffin thief


a lesbian who seduces straight women. more specifically, a lesbian who hunts down vulnerable straight women and tries to make them lesbians.
i thought jane really liked men, but then that m-ffin thief nicole converted her.
some r-tard who thinks he deserves my m-ffin
also see n00b or joo
jordan is such a m-ffin thief!

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