muffin-thrust
to m-ffin someone, you wipe your b-llsweat on your hand, then cover someone’s mouth/nose region with said hand. therefore, to m-ffin thrust, you m-ffin your woman, then penetrate. easy as that.
my dog cr-pped on my bed, so i m-ffin-thrusted it.
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