muffin top concealer


those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their m-ffin top. they think they are tricking you and hiding the m-ffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.
guy 1: that girl over there is hot
guy 2: that’s because she is wearing a m-ffin top concealer and her m-ffin top is hidden.
guy 1: touche

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