Muffin Top Mauler


this person is a straight up menace to society. spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. it is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

commonly goes by mtm.
while making my way home today, i was greeted by the m-ffin top mauler on the corner of saltmarsh and jettison. i nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. i quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the h-ll outta there!!

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