Muffin Top Pop
a ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. popularized with the emergence of “super-sized” meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.
i hope this drink i’m ordering is a m-ffin top pop, otherwise it won’t fit into this standard car beverage holder!
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