Muffining


going down to the cafeteria in the morning and watching someone toast an english m-ffin.
do you want to go m-ffining at 10:00, or should we wait?
when an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. this can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.
did you guys see flax m-ffining? you think he would stayed op before the wedding day.
when someone tries to eat m-ffins but cannot
my mom made m-ffins and then i was m-ffing around.

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