MuffinMilk
a fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.
-yo dude, like wtf is a m-ffinmilk?
-it’s a new company bro! check out their site.
-oh okay cool.
2 more definitions
m-ffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an -rg-sm.
that princess was juicy to start with, but i almost drown in herm-ffin milk when she started c-mming!
when one partakes in -n-l intercourse and concludes by -j-c-l-t-ng far into the r-ct-m of the receiver. the receiver then withholds the ejaculatory fluid until their next bowel movement, during which they release not only the aforementioned fluid but their defecation as well into a cup and proceed to consume it.
guy 1: “daaayum son i hear that bird’s down wit sippin on dat m-ffin milk”
guy 2: “werd but b-tch apparently never learnt how to share dat sh-t… -sadface-“
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