Muffinpusher
when a man rubs a m-ffin onto a v-g-n- to add taste to it to make it more enjoyable for him to lick her v-g-n-.
man #1: hey, my wife wants me to do something special for her birthday. what should i do?
man #2: you should try being a m-ffinpusher.
man #1: what’s that?
man #2: just rub a m-ffin on her v-g-n-. trust me she’s gonna love it.
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