muffintitus
is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to m-ffins..worse than any type of drug. m-ffint-tus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on m-ffins. usually the top of the m-ffin is wanted the most.
whoa..i just looked at that d-mn m-ffin and caught m-ffint-tus.
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