muffitis


1) contagious v-g-n-l irritability
2) when males act like wimpy females
1) mom, i need you to call me off of school. i seem to have a severe case of m-ffitis…it’s spreading like rapid fire and i don’t want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) me and dooch wanted to go to walmart to ride the bikes, but our p-ssy of a friend michael was opposed to the idea. he must have had a hint of m-ffitis.

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