Muffjibber


a m-ffjibber is a form of f-ll-t–. m-ffjibbers are primarily performed by young men on older women in exchange for various non-s-xual services.
i can’t afford for the old ladies at church to clean my house so i gave them all m-ffjibbers instead of cash.

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