muffocated


when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. given enough force, and large enough v-g-n- flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. this process is known as m-ffocation.

if exercised with care and caution some light m-ffocation can be a boost to anyone’s s-x life.
csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he m-ffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. godd-mn hippies.

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