Muffocation
the inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.
“mmmmmmmm, i can’t breatheeeeeeee!”
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a cause of death which results from intensive c-nn-l-ng-s whereby the receiver sits on the face of the giver and allows no air pocket, most normally evident is cases of obese lovers.
judge: cause of death?
coronor: m-ffocation.
judge: into fatties?
coronor: yes
judge: case closed.
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