muffshadow
when a girl fails to shave her m-ff before engaging in s-x. typically occurs on sat-rday nights when the girl had shaved the night before. the guy can expect whisker burn around lips and lower abdomen.
dude that girl i took home had the worst m-ffshadow.
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