muffstache ride
when a clean shaven man performs oral s-x on a woman who hasn’t shaved her bush. this usually causes a tickling sensation on the man’s face.
guy 1: uhhgg margaret gave me the grossest m-ffstache ride last night!
guy 2: that’s disgusting dude….
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