Muffstash
m-ffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the v-g-n-. the m-ffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the m-ffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the vanilla ice era.
‘hawt d-mn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth c-n-l, thats naasty’
that my m-ffstash honey, it’s in honor of magnum pi
a m-ffstash is what someone acquires from eating a girls box. not just any box… a nasty stinky one.
chris: dude it smells like v-g-n- everywhere i go!
brennan: i dont smell a thing man
chris: i did eat that girls box lastnight
brennan: aww gross! your probably just smelling ur m-ffstash
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