Muffy


(1) a preppy female, quintessentialized at st. lawrence university. the m-ffy can be spotted with her vera bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) the female partner of the larry.
sarah is so m-ffy, she dresses wicked well, and her nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.
another australian slang term. down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman c-nn-l-ng-s. (that means he licks her v-g-n-)
“g’day, scotty! i heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a m-ffy on the week-end, mate.”
{pr-nunciation is actually “m-ff-ee”}
made famous by panera bread, m-ffies are made of only the top portion of a m-ffin, which is always the tastier part.
unlike m-ffins, m-ffies are flat and thin and delicious.
forget m-ffins! m-ffies ftw!!!
your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, your lover, your sweetheart, your best friend
oh m-ffy… i love you sooooo much !
a male buffawoof. a guy who f-cks his buddy’s girlfirend in the -ss and admits his to next prey! plural: m-ffawoofeen
eric f-cked his friend scott’s girlfriend, jessica,in the -ss. scott found out but didn’t care taht his buddy was a m-ffy.
the fluffy, foam-like covers on headphones.
(also spelled as “m-ffies”)
“aw, my m-ffy tore.”
“these m-ffys makes my ears itch.”
fishy, smelly, gross, nauseous odor of a woman’s genitals/v-g-n-
she moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this m-ffy stench in the room!

last night i just couldn’t have s-x with this girl because of that m-ffy smell. smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!

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