muggintop
a muggintop refers to when the fat around a female’s leg, at the point of entrance to her ugg boot, is actually wider than the top part of the boot. this creates a m-ffintop on top of the ugg, hereby referred to as a muggintop. it is usually a deal breaker.
i was totally down to funny f-ck that girl until i looked down and saw her muggintops.
when a girl with very fat legs puts on a pair of ugg boots, creating a m-ffin top effect around her cankle area
“yo, brett, check out that girls muggin tops”
“dude, gross, i can barely stand to look at uggs to begin with, let alone all of that leg fat pouring out of them.”
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