Muggy Orphan
when a woman goes to wipe an orphans -ss and, in turn, the orphans sh-ts all over her hand – in an erupting fashion.
1. well you see my lord, cheryl went to wipe the orphan’s bottom and well.. he sort of exploded his sh-t all over her horrid face.
2. f-cking run! timmy has a loaded muggy orphan!
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